It would follow a young, determined Englishman whose grim resolve takes form thus:
He will be aided in all things and faithfully followed by his Texan butler
And along the way mentor a youth to carry on his cause:
Someone help me make this.
If you think I giffed this for any reason besides how I think this man is the sexiest creature ever to grace my screen
He’s an unnamed Revolutionary in the 1982 Scarlet Pimpernel and he’s perfect
RED, THE BLOOD OF ANGRY MEN
TEA, A DRINK WITH JAM AND BREAD
heLP I DON’T KNOW WHICH TUNE TO SING IT IN
SO LONG, FAREWELL, AUF WEIDERSENG GOOD BYE.
LOOK DOWN, LOOK DOWN, YOU’RE HERE UNTIL YOU DIE.
I don’t know if this counts as better or worse.
AU where Drax the Destroyer and Strax meet and try to obliterate each other in a highly literal battle, with both Quill and the Doctor highly amused and shouting metaphors at them from the sidelines to distract them.